When I’m all healed and well again I’mma eat those five whittle macadamia chocolates in that whittle box and I’mma drink a shot of Balieys in milky black tea and eat eat mmmm eat mac and cheese.


chesireclam asked: I'm a faeriekin and I /hate/ when I see others use fae as a pronoun. It's not a pronoun, "they" is perfectly acceptable for nonbinary.


Otherkin who feel they have the right to dictate the way we express our identities lmao.

Literally shut the fuck up forever, thanks.


Of course !



Does anyone else see what’s wrong with this picture?

oh shit


Auntie Anne’s Pretzel’s Copycat Recipe
"Shemale" is a term used to erase and invalidate a trans woman’s identity as a female or fetishize us. It’s not funny. Words like "tranny" and "shemale" are not funny or cute. They’re cruel and derisive. You’re no trans ally if you use them. "Trap" is a word created to imply that trans women are deceiving men for sex. It propagates the fear that gets us murdered. Trans people asking folks to stop using "tranny" isn’t censorship/word-policing. We’re just asking to not be verbally bashed.

—@MariTheTNF (via actias)



so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and


i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god